Apparently somebody we should have heard of called Kelly Wearstler (let us guess: model? singer? reality star?) posted a photo of gold toilet paper to her Instagram with the comment “an unexpected moment of glamour.”
Leaving aside for a moment the natural reaction of “nuts to anyone who fritters away money on something so obscenely frivilous”…just how comfortable would gold toilet paper be? Has anyone out there partaken of this experience? Anyone out there brave enough to admit it?